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tomorrow. so the average is 40. we warm up by next weekend. we're back in the 50s with some more showers and possible thunderstorms before we cool down a little bit more. and then warm back up. but you don't see any really bitter cold air in there and no snow. >> get to go to minnesota for that. >> exactly no 64 in minnesota, i'm guess. >> they got almost 10 inches in the snow i'm guessing. >> the tonight show with jimmy fallon is next. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- greg kinnear, jason momoa, musical guests the war on
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drugs, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 807, ontario! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, goodness! thank you very much! i love you! looking good! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] this is it! you're here, you made it! thank you. here's what everyone is talking about, you guys.
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good news. it looks like the government shutdown is over. [ cheers and applause ] they shut it down, and they started it back up. [ laughter ] nice to know trump's plan for fixing the government is the same as fixing a windows computer. [ laughter and applause ] "did you try unplugging it? wait ten seconds." [ laughter ] even though the government is open again, congress still has to reach a long-term budget agreement. and one of the problems that democrats, republicans, and the white house all seem to want different things. here, i'll show what i mean. for example, democrats want the c.h.i.p. program to be funded. republicans want mexican border security. trump wants chips and a bowl of salsa. [ laughter and applause ] you see? >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they want different things. >> steve: different things. >> jimmy: democrats want to support lgbtq rights. republicans want to support nra positions. trump wants to support dq, bk and kfc. [ laughter and applause ]
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next, democrats want legal weed. republicans want improved relations with russia. trump wants everyone to smoke their legal weed and forget about the russia investigation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, democrats want to fight climate change and severe storms. republicans want to support jeff sessions. trump wants another session with stormy daniels. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] hey-oh! [ cheers ] woo! wall. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is nice. some members of congress donated their salaries to charity during the shutdown. a few members of the house even spoke up about the issue. check out what they had to say. first, congressman billy long said, "giving up our salaries was the least we could do. i'm just glad the shutdown wasn't too -- well, my last name." [ laughter ] and andy bar said, "if i lost any more money i would have spent every night at the -- well, my last name." [ laughter ]
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congressman ted bud was like, "i was so stressed out, i sat back and smoked some -- well, my last name." [ cheers and applause ] and finally, congresswoman anna eshoo -- [ laughter ] -- said, "the shutdown was unfortunate, but, oh, i think i'm going to sneeze -- ah-ha -- my last name!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ another big story here. saturday was the second annual women's march. thousands of women -- [ cheers and applause ] thousands of women held signs protesting the president. but trump was like, "joke's on you. i can't read." [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some sports here. last night the eagles moved on to the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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wow, wow, wow, wow. the eagles moved on to the super bowl after beating the vikings 38-7. [ cheers ] last time someone got beat up that bad in philadelphia, he had to move in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ also, the new england patriots advance to the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] [ booing ] >> jimmy: but did you see this? it looked like one of the referees was actually celebrating with the patriots after the game. did you see that? when asked if the game was rigged, the ref said -- [ in russian accent ] "no, was completely normal game of american football." [ laughter and applause ] i don't know what he's doing. a lot of people were talking about this. kim kardashian and kanye west named their newborn daughter chicago west. sounds less like a baby and more like something that would
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air on thursdays at 10:00 p.m. on nbc. [ applause ] next on "chicago west!" "get back here!" [ laughter ] that's the referee. he got a spinoff show. >> steve: wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is going viral. you guys know the cantina song from "star wars"? [ cheers ] ♪ yeah. well, a woman posted a video online where she does a cover of the song, only using a a pencil and paper while solving a math equation. now listen to the pencil. it's pretty amazing. watch this. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: not bad, right? [ applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: isn't that cool? isn't that cool? that was awesome. well, the video is actually inspiring lots of other people to make their own cantina covers.
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i wasn't so sure about this one, though. take a look at this. ♪ ♪ doot do doot do doo doot do bing bing bang bang boom boom ♪ ♪ doot do doot do doo doot do bong bong shut up bing bing bing ♪ ♪ doot do doot do hello bing bing buh-buh buh buh-buh buh ♪ ♪ bing bing bong dat ♪ we have a great show tonight. give it up for -- the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ fly eagles fly on the road to victory fly eagles fly ♪ ♪ score a touchdown one two three ♪ >> one, two three! ♪ hit 'em low hit 'em high and watch our eagles fly ♪ ♪ fly eagles fly on the road to victory ♪ >> e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. someone's excited that the eagles are in the super bowl. thank you very much, roots. [ cheers ] you were there yesterday, right? >> questlove: we were there.
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>> jimmy: you were at the game. >> questlove: we were there. >> jimmy: was it exciting? >> questlove: it was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, it was amazing. did you play the halftime? >> questlove: we played the halftime, yeah. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. congratulations, man. oh, my god. >> questlove: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to be there! >> questlove: we're going to be there. >> jimmy: we're going to be there. we'll go to minneapolis. we'll be at the super bowl. we have a big show that night. guys, welcome to "the tonight show." it's monday, we're very happy to be back. we have an incredible week of shows coming up. alex rodriguez will be here. will ferrell will be here. [ cheers and applause ] ice-t and chelsea handler will all be stopping by. plus we'll have performances from bebe rexha featuring florida georgia line. [ cheers and applause ] and also migos will be here. but first, we have a big show tonight. from the new amazon series "phillip k. dick's electric dreams," greg kinnear is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] funny dude. also from the netflix series "frontier," jason momoa is here. [ cheers and applause ] jacked. >> steve: jacked. >> jimmy: just -- he's a stud.
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we're going to talk to jason, then he and i are facing off in a water war. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: he's aqua man. >> steve: come on, you gotta. >> jimmy: we have to do it, yeah. guys, and we have great music from the war on drugs. they are here tonight. it's gonna be really good. [ cheers and applause ] guys, i read something that really disturbed me recently. american -- >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: what did you read? >> jimmy: really disturbed me. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: american kids are ranked 30th in the world in terms of math skills. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. nobody seems to know how to turn this thing around. i think the problem is that today's kids just can't relate to old fashioned things, like numbers. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so we have updated math to make the equations about stuff modern kids can relate, to in a segment called "popular mathematics." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ popular mathematics education and equations
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division multiplication ♪ ♪ radius circumference pi five times five is twenty-five ♪ ♪ calculus and calculator math teacher is educator angle table charts and graphs it's time for popular math ♪ ♪ popular mathematics mathematics ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> steve: what is that about? 'cause the eagles won? >> jimmy: do we have to go to a a commercial now? do we have time to do the bit? oh, my gosh. that was -- not bad. they know that's my favorite jam, yeah. but do you understand this idea? >> steve: i do not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, look. i'll give you an example. here's our first equation. if you take the emmys minus plastic surgery, it equals the s.a.g. awards. [ laughter and applause ] do you see what i'm doing? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: all right. let me give you another example. if you take jeff sessions, plus one finger, it equals fingerlings. [ laughter and applause ] let me give you another --
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>> steve: i understand the words, but -- >> jimmy: here's another example. >> steve: all right, one more. >> jimmy: going to work hung over times 1.5 million people equals philadelphia this morning. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey! ♪ mathematics >> jimmy: if you take a a blizzard -- >> steve: blizzard! >> jimmy: plus daniel craig, plus daniel radcliffe, plus daniel day lewis, it equals stormy daniels. [ laughter ] [ applause ] do you understand? >> steve: i don't know -- >> jimmy: let me give another one. if you take johnny depp -- >> steve: johnny depp. >> jimmy: -- plus a couple months of squats. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: it equals pirates' booty. [ laughter and applause ] delicious. >> steve: the food? >> jimmy: and nutritious. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: if you take willem dafoe. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: plus getting to know willem dafoe, it equals willem dafriend. [ laughter and applause ] i got you with that one, man! >> steve: how are you doing math? >> jimmy: you should have seen your face on that one, man. classic.
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>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: classic, man. >> steve: yeah, i like willem dafriend. he's a friend of yours. >> jimmy: let me give you another one here. >> steve: please do. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: strangers. >> steve: strangers. >> jimmy: minus towels. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: equals the locker room at my gym. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: too much. finally, if you take taco bell nachos supreme, plus a tennis court -- >> steve: oh my god, this is wrong. >> jimmy: plus justice league, plus a baby ruth, plus fishing bait, plus tanqueray, plus an iceberg, it equals supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg. [ applause ] ginsburg. "gin"sburg. >> steve: "gin"sburg? >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "popular mathematics." [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with greg kinnear, everybody! stick around! do you understand now? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ popular mathematics education and equations division multiplication ♪ ♪ radius circumference pi five times five is twenty-five ♪ ♪ calculus and calculator sometimes we imagine things far worse than they truly are.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award and golden globe-nominated actor, starring in an episode of the new anthology series, "philip k. dick's electric dreams." which is available now on amazon prime video. please welcome, greg kinnear!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that is some love. that is some love for greg kinnear. welcome back to the show. >> jason momoa is coming up shortly. did you challenge him to something? >> jimmy: yeah. >> he faxed -- he's going to crush you, man. >> jimmy: i know, and i'm frightened. i'm scared. i know. >> that guy's huge. >> jimmy: have you ever met anyone like him? >> the hand is up to my elbow. >> jimmy: i've met his kids, too. his son has a really strong -- stronger than my handshake. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was like, yeah. just a beautiful specimen of a a human. [ laughter ] >> all right, take it easy. >> jimmy: all right, sorry. speaking of that. welcome back to the show. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: there you are. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: i want to hear a a story, tell me if it's true or not, involving you and rihanna. >> uh -- yes.
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>> jimmy: you know what i'm talking -- >> oh, i know what you're talking about. [ light laughter ] well, you have -- you have kids, right? you have daughters. >> jimmy: absolutely. i have two little girls. >> okay, i have three daughters. so i think my kids are a little older than yours. they're at that stage where if when dropping them off at school i could just keep the car moving. they would -- they would opt for that, right? or a bag over my head, anything. very, you know -- that kind of awkward stage where they don't want to be seen. >> jimmy: exactly. >> so i thought i -- i thought the coolest moment of all-time had happened recently when rihanna -- ri-ri -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. wow. >> she actually -- >> jimmy: yeah, wow. >> she called me up and wanted to use a song that i had recorded in a movie a few years ago. the academy award winning, "stuck on you." >> jimmy: it won a record 35 oscars >> i don't remember the number, jimmy. [ laughter ] but at any rate, we had a song in there that i had actually recorded.
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it was based on billy stewart's "summertime." it was a pretty cool rendition. but she had heard it. the only person that's ever heard it. and rihanna calls -- okay, you caught me in a lie. her lawyer calls my lawyer. >> jimmy: that makes more sense. now the story makes more sense, yeah. >> and says can -- and asked whether or not they could use a a piece of the song in a song she was doing. >> jimmy: a sample. >> yeah, like -- is that what they -- a sample, a mishy mash or whatever the term. i don't know the term. i don't know, you're in the music business. i don't know. >> jimmy: a mishy mash. yeah, that's right. >> so she wants to mishy mash it into something she's doing, and i'm like, well this is good. because then the girls are going to know i'm doing a song with rihanna, and suddenly i don't know if i'm the loser dad any more. >> jimmy: this might be the coolest dad ever. >> yeah, right. so i was really excited about it. and said, you know, how much is she willing to pay me. and my lawyer said nothing. and i said we've got a deal. [ laughter ] and -- >> jimmy: sounded good. >> sounded good. so at any rate, she ended up using it.
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and i -- you know, i dropped the kids off at school one day, and literally get the link of the song that she has recorded. and i don't know what my expectation was for the song. but, you know, rihanna, great musician. some of the songs can be a a little racy. >> jimmy: sure. [ laughter ] what was the song? >> well, the song is called "cockiness." that's all right. >> jimmy: so far we got away with it, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> so the first lyrics are -- "suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion." >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] this is -- this reminds -- my lower back tattoo, i'm getting next week. [ laughter ] persuasion. yeah, that's good. it's gonna take -- cost an extra $50. >> "i want you to be my --" >> jimmy: i don't know. >> you get the idea, right? so it's the song -- >> jimmy: lick my cockiness -- >> it's the song that never can be played for my kids is the bottom line. so i'm still the awkward dad. odd man out unfortunately, but it is, and she did actually, they're recording with it, so i got a little -- i'm a little mishy mash in there. >> jimmy: all right, so you have some -- a little street cred.
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but then, that's all you need. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you golf, still, because -- >> i do. >> jimmy: i heard that you golf. >> yeah. you told me that you golf. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] why is that funny? >> i don't know. i was honestly -- like -- i -- surprised. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. honestly, it's not like i'm like, whoa -- i don't know what my expectation is for a golfer, but i just -- i just -- you surprised me. [ laughter ] i'm surprised to hear that. >> jimmy: what would you think i would do? what -- frisbee? [ laughter ] something involving a frisbee? is that what you see me doing? >> no, i just -- it seemed like golf could be distracting for you. i would envision you, you know, like -- it's like, you got a -- it's like chess for four hours. you don't seem -- i don't know. you just don't seem like a a golfer to me. [ laughter ] you're probably a great golfer. >> jimmy: i'm taking this the right way. as a compliment. >> i know, but i just don't -- i don't know what i envisioned for a golfer. but i just -- when they told me that, i was surprised. >> jimmy: i'm fine.
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i'm normal. i play by the rules. >> you're a physical specimen. it's not about that. it's just that i didn't anticipate -- maybe because i just never heard it. are you good? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i'm terrible. >> okay, well, i am too! >> jimmy: you're terrible, as well? >> i'm really not very good. >> jimmy: oh, i heard the opposite. >> well, no, that's -- not true. >> jimmy: well, i heard that you got a hole in one. >> well, that's true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got a hole in one? >> i did. yeah, i got a hole in one. i got one -- one hole in one in my whole life. >> jimmy: i would just start crying. >> yeah. well, i did. i got a little choked up. >> jimmy: did you call everybody? >> well, you know, after you had a hole in one, you do ask people a lot if they've had a a hole in one. i didn't used to care. but now it's like, you had a a hole in one. have you ever had one? >> jimmy: no. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is the worst! that is the absolute worst. wow. >> that's cool. >> jimmy: yeah, that's cool. i want to talk about this new "electric dreams." philip k. dick, this guy a a sci-fi writer.
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i know a couple of his books. i mean there -- i've only gotten through the first chapter. let's be honest. [ light laughter ] too busy golfing. [ laughter ] >> you golf? >> jimmy: you read? you don't look like a reader. [ laughter ] yes, i read. i know how to read. i read books! i love books! "mama," "dada." you know, those types of books. [ laughter ] but this is a -- this is based on a short stories. >> yeah. he wrote really interesting stuff. my versions -- >> jimmy: you're in episode seven. it's called "the father thing?" >> yeah. which basically is what happens if the person you love the most, in this case, it's an 11-year-old boy. what happens if your father, his father, is something that he doesn't believe him to -- >> jimmy: are you an alien? >> i'm an alien. >> jimmy: okay, good. just say it. just say it. [ laughter ] so you're basically an alien. >> yeah. >> jimmy: spoiler alert. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: wow, so what would you do if you're a kid and you found your dad -- >> yeah, so he's 11-years-old
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and he's finding out this incredible thing and it's kind of the machinations of the story. and the kid is fantastic and it was great fun to do. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here is greg kinnear in episode seven of "philip k. dick's electric dreams." take a look at this. >> can you imagine what it's like watching your world disappear? wandering the universe and star winds with no chance to be with your other? no chance of progeny, no chance of a real tomorrow? it sucks. but i'm alive now. i'm here, and it feels right. and soon, charlie, you're going to be ready. you're going to have a chance to join us. to become a more perfect version of yourself. >> i will never be like you! >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> he's not going to be like me. >> jimmy: greg kinnear, everybody! check out "philip k. dick's electric dreams" on amazon prime video.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from "game of thrones" and as aquaman in "justice league." now you can see him in the second season -- i know, woo! you can see him in the second season of the drama "frontier," which is currently available on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, please welcome jason momoa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: hey! welcome! >> thank you. >> jimmy: please! looking fantastic! i mean -- yeah, i know. >> i'm just so excited to be here. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i'm going to geek out a a little bit. >> jimmy: you are? >> he knows i'm a big fan. i'm a huge fan of the roots. i'm a huge fan of you -- >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i'm a huge fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm a huge fan right back! >> but it's been a long time. i've always wanted to come on here and this is my first time and i'm really happy to be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm happy. welcome! i knew you were a big -- >> huge snl. >> jimmy: you're a giant "saturday night live" fan. >> giant "saturday night live" fan. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah and i almost like gave up acting just so i could come here and struggle and try to get on "snl." >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, and then i got "game of thrones" so it kind of went out the door -- >> jimmy: yeah, but "game of thrones," come on. come on, that's -- now you can go host "snl." yeah, exactly. >> hopefully some day. maybe, maybe. >> jimmy: is this true that after you did "game of thrones" -- i know, he just looks awesome in whatever he does.
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yeah, it's like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i brought this for war. i'm dressed for war. >> jimmy: you're dressed for war. it's going to go down later, man. yeah. i'm having a hard time -- it's like looking in a mirror. [ laughter ] i'm just -- sorry. i heard that after "game of thrones," you had a hard time auditioning. >> yeah. not a lot of people thought i spoke english. it was very challenging. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> it was like, what do you do with drogo? i mean, you're not going to put him in a comedy. you're not going to put him in a romantic, you know what i mean? it's really -- you're pigeon-holed. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. so no comedies for you. >> no, and actually the first person that really made me -- i guess i was bummed out a little bit -- was fred, your buddy. armisen. >> jimmy: fred armisen? >> fred armisen. i met him, and my stepdaughter, zoey, did "portlandia." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and he was so excited to meet me. i said, "oh, my god" -- he's amazing. and he's like, "i didn't even know you spoke english." [ laughter ] and i was just -- it was heartbreaking -- >> jimmy: fred says that -- >> i was like, that's why i'm not getting any jobs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then you got aquaman. and you crushed as aquaman.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to see it in a a romantic comedy. >> that whole audition process is pretty crazy. zach was a huge fan of "game of thrones." a lot of people are huge fans of "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and zach was the one that, you know, i couldn't get a job. and zach called me in, and he was a huge fan, and he wanted to take aquaman who -- it was funny, because i had no idea what i was going to be playing. he just called me in, and i had to audition, it was for batman. and he's like -- obviously, ben was cast. and i'm like -- what am i coming in -- >> jimmy: like there's going to be two batmans? >> yeah, i'm like i'm just going to basically be the bad guy. i'm going to fight batman and superman. >> jimmy: yeah, you don't know what villain you're going to be. >> exactly, i'm going to play the villain. and he's like, "wait, no. aquaman." and i was like -- >> jimmy: "i can't swim." >> i'm like -- >> jimmy: i get it. >> i'm like -- blonde, shaven -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah and it was -- >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean that's the way to do it right there. >> but now it's like, yeah, "thank you 'game of thrones.'" >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, now you're crushing it. >> now i'm aquaman. >> jimmy: well, i mean, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> and now i'm going to play "water wars" with jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- i know, i'm a little scared. yeah, i know.
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[ laughter ] don't -- don't make that face. i'm excited to do it. i think it's going to be fun. i think -- you know what it is, i watch -- i follow you on instagram and i see you posting and they're funny -- they make me laugh. the one i'm talking about is the rock climbing one. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you're afraid of -- you're afraid of heights, right? >> yes, yeah, i'm afraid of heights, but i love doing it. >> jimmy: me too. i'm afraid of heights as well. so i would -- but i would do this type of rock climbing. i want to show a clip of jason rock climbing, check this out. >> ah! >> jimmy: yep, look at that. >> ah! >> yeah. >> yeah, boy. >> jimmy: that's amazing. then, do you realize he's four feet off the ground. [ laughter and applause ] that was the best. it was the greatest. that was -- it was the best thing. i loved it, dude. i loved -- that's how you do it right there, man. that's how you do it right there. you have to do -- did you have to do -- did you have to do stunts in "frontier?" do you do all your own stunts? or no, you got to -- >> no, not anymore. i'm old.
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i'm getting old, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, please. >> i'm getting old. >> jimmy: no, you're not. >> i -- you know what? i've done a great deal of all of my stunts and unless it's a a train wreck, i'd like to do them. but after "aquaman" i'm like, "whew." i've met some really great stunt guys and right now they're -- >> jimmy: it's what they do. >> it's just hard meeting a big guy that can move very well. and so i found some really great -- i've found some really great guys, jimmy and they're taking care of me. [ laughter ] and my mom -- and my mom and my wife love them because i'm going to live a longer life because of them. >> jimmy: see? exactly, that's what i'm talking about. yeah. congrats on "frontier." season two is on right now. can you explain to people what it is if they haven't seen it? >> yeah, it's around 18th, 19th centuries. it's all about the fur trade and what's happening up in canada with hbc. so it's the hudson bay trading company versus my group's -- they're called the black wolf company and it's kind of made up of the french and the metis and the cree and -- basically everyone that's not british, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> against them. and my character is half irish and half cree and, you know, his family was taken away from
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him and murdered by the man who kind of raised him who is with hbc. now it's me avenging my family. there's many other stories to that, but it's based around the fur trade in the 18th century. >> jimmy: it's a good -- it's a a great show. we have a clip. here's jason momoa in the second season of the netflix series, "frontier." take a look at this. >> the word is it's avenging your wife's death that toppled your rational thinking. >> my family was brutally murdered by a man that i once saw as a father. ♪ i will avenge them. but it's not just about them. it's about all the families -- hbc. ♪ give me the opportunity to show you more. you won't regret it.
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♪ that the further i go ♪ the more that i know ♪ that i want to go home -[ snorting ] -when you and your money are treated with respect, you prosper. and at santander bank respect adds up. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! we're hanging out with jason momoa right here! [ cheers and applause ] season two of his netflix show "frontier" is streaming now. please. jason, since you play aquaman, i wanted to challenge you to a a "water war." we'll play the card game war, but if you lose the hand, you get a pint of water in the face, okay? we have five glasses of water. the first one to throw all five glasses on their opponent wins and gets to water cannon the
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loser. [ cheers and applause ] lots of ways to get wet, but only one way to win. [ laughter ] >> you love it. >> jimmy: i know, i know. >> there's only one way to win! >> jimmy: all right. are you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: do you trust the cards? do you want to shuffle? are you all good? do you trust me? >> i trust you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one, two -- >> hold on, hold on. hold on, hold on, hang on, hang on, hang on. let's just do it. ready? >> jimmy: one, two, three, flip. >> ah! >> jimmy: i won. [ laughter ] now i'm not sure if i wanted to win. do you want to win? [ cheers and applause ] >> what was that, jimmy? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: all right, all right. roots, i'm going to run out of here if things get nasty. one, two, two, play. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, it's great having you on the show. [ laughter ] i love "frontier," it's fantastic. i like the beginning -- i also like the end is great. [ laughter ] [ applause ] one, two, three, flip. oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> i think this is like aquaman loves water? >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on. it's not rigged. i'm so sorry. it's good to see you. >> it better not be rigged, jimmy. >> jimmy: i swear. i swear, it's not. if it was, i had nothing to do with this. there is a writer running around the hall -- >> throw it in my face! >> jimmy: all right, yeah, yes, sir! >> now! >> jimmy: yes, sir. >> again! >> jimmy: yes, okay! [ cheers and applause ] one, two, three, flip. [ cheers and applause ] okay.
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i'm good with it. i'm good with it. >> sorry, sorry, sorry. sorry, sorry. [ applause ] ♪ come on! i don't want to get your suit wet. >> jimmy: yeah. well, okay. just a little sticky down there. okay. [ laughter ] one, two, three. oh, yeah. >> that was like -- i mean, that was like -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> go ahead, go ahead. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go! >> oh, i would have won that one. >> jimmy: no -- trust me, i know what it feels like. yeah. yeah, no, trust me. >> there it is. >> jimmy: for the win! one, two, three, come on. oh.
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[ applause ] >> there we go. >> jimmy: is there more water in your glass? [ laughter ] i got basically splashed in the face with water just there. >> it's a talent. >> jimmy: oh, man. >> oh [ bleep ]. last one, man. [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: one, two, three! flip! what! [ cheers and applause ] >> whoa! >> jimmy: boom! [ cheers and applause ] whew-hoo! [ laughter ] [ screaming ]
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that went up -- that one went up my nose. that one went up my nose right there. all right. here we go. >> all right. >> jimmy: one, two, three. i hate you! >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] boom! bam! ♪ there we are, baby! here we are. here we are. >> jimmy: here we are. this is for the win. >> this is amazing. >> jimmy: i love you, buddy. >> i love you too. let's do this. >> jimmy: one, two, three! ♪ oh! no, you know what that means? >> it's amazing! >> jimmy: that means we got your pitcher. we got a pitcher down there. now, pick three, and when we flip over that, that is the all-time winner. pitcher, glass, water cannon. >> one, two, three, right? >> jimmy: the fourth card. >> ready? >> jimmy: one card, two card,
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three, and then -- >> three. >> jimmy: flip this one. >> oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is war, baby! >> no matter what happens, i love you. >> jimmy: i love you too, man. >> bam! oh, my god! >> jimmy: double [ bleep ] war! >> has there ever been a double war? >> jimmy: there's never been a a double war! >> there's never been a double war! >> jimmy: you can't do that. >> yes! all right, now what happens? >> jimmy: we have to do it again. one, two, three. >> all right, okay. >> one, two -- >> jimmy: three -- ♪ oh! >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] >> woo! hoo, hoo, hoo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the winner! jason momoa. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they are a a philadelphia-based band who just earned their first number-one single. performing "pain" off their grammy-nominated album, "a deeper understanding," give it up for the war on drugs! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ go to bed now i can tell pain is on the way out look away and dominos falls away ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to greg kinnear, jason momoa, the war on drugs, and the roots right there from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- john lithgow, star of "mom and dad", actress selma blair, co-creator of "drunk history", actor and comedian derek waters, featuring the 8g band with brann dailor. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. hundreds of thousands of women across the country, this weekend, participated in the second women's march to protest president trump's policies. and what better way to attack trump than with exercise and reading?

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